Name: The Peequal.
Age: Brand new.
Appearance: Enigmatic, possibly Lottery-funded playground apparatus.
Is that what it is? Actually, it’s a toilet.
Huh. Does the world really need more toilets? Yes, it does – specifically, more women’s toilets. Research shows that in the UK women spend 34 times longer queueing for public loos than men do.
Isn’t that just because they get chatting in there? No, it isn’t. Have you ever seen the inside of a women’s loo?
Only in films. Everyone is always crying. The reason the queues are longer is because there are, on average, 10 male urinals for